i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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