i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
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We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
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When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
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