I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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