I'm going to rape someone's good day.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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