I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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