Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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