It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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