Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
