I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
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I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
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Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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