how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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