I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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