I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
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So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
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Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Dick very happy bro
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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