lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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