i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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