she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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