I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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