is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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