i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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