Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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