do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
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Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
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yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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