Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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