Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
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I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
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I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
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