he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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