Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
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We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
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the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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