margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
You took a bar mat shot.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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