dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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