This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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