I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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