A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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