i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
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When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
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I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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