On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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