The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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