As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
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Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
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LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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