She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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