I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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