We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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