Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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