If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
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2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I think people are normalizing furries
Randomize