i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
At least make sure they are 18
Why
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
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