Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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