If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
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