You're so nebulous sometimes
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
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