Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
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I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
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I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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