Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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