I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
So many bounce houses so little time
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i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
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This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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