make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
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