one might say we're banned from that church
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
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am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
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She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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