i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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