You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
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I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
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My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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