i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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