It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
apparently the secret to your success is patron
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
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it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
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I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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