am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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