At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
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The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
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I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
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