You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
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I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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