I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
thus making me awesome and them whores
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
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